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Caption Contest Makes A Return: Walk Like An Egyptian Edition

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - FEBRUARY 05:  Referee John Parry signals a safety after an intentional grounding call against Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots during Super Bowl XLVI at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 5, 2012 in Indianapolis, Indiana.  (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

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4 months ago: INDIANAPOLIS, IN - FEBRUARY 05: Referee John Parry signals a safety after an intentional grounding call against Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots during Super Bowl XLVI at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 5, 2012 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

You know the rules. They're simple. Come up with a caption for the picture. If it's seconded, either with a "+1" or recommendation, it moves onto the final vote.

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Referee132 above is practicing his diving techniques for this up coming summer olympics

Where you guys going? I will be the “A” who wants to be the Y, M or C?

Josh is bored so I have to stand here looking like this while people stare at my arse.
"hey guys

I have to watch your endzone dances. Check out mine! Its called the slow clap…. guys……. guys.. come back!!!"

Victor get back here you were suppose to teach me the salsa!!!
I think the title of the article

wins the caption contest on this one. LOL

I agree

Josh nailed it with the title

plus it was a Bangles song

different spelling though

Agree

dear Lord Tebow, I wish my explanations of rulings on the field were better like Ed’s. I’d also like his arms too.

in a cheerleader voice

My name is John, (clap, clap) I have a flag, (clap, clap) I throw laudry around like an old maytag

In Gisele's voice: "My husband cannot [expletive] throw the ball and block at the same time."
+1

That’s a good one!

+1
"Stand back... I'm going to fart."

That’s all i got. The Walk Like an Egyptian sorta set the stage.

"Hey Madonna"

“Check out my moves. I want to be one of your backup dancers.”

Please God

No Rematch next year.

This new statue was erected in the back of the endzone at Gillette Stadium as an appreciation gesture to the Patriots 12th man. The refs!
"Who's that Zebra in my teepee?"

“It’s me! It’s me!”

+1

SNL for the win

McDonalds, McDonalds.. Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut!

(anyone remember this from their youth?)

I could be the next Vitruvian Man
You might have the muscles Hochuli but you ain't got nothing on my yoga moves
never look at the lights when a guy hits a Homer

Ump Guy Thought! Are we worth it?
Would an Ump ever look up and be blinded! nsider the fact that fast action is a given with the game of persons who need direction to play! What is Baseball without the Ump!? If a Ump looks up to the light, then he is blinded by the Light! Everyone hates the Ump! Imagine the game of baseball without the game without Ump! Who in in charge of a game! Who has the purpose to kill the Ump? The Ump is what Baseball is all about! Ump is Like Judge Landis said. Travel is the game of fair to report to the game! Ok i get it. New ball and the Commish wants to land on his feet with a game out of control! Fine is the day of giving 25 Million per year! Who in its right mind would give a Player 25 Million a year! Why do the Owners Kill Themselves With Greed! Baseball needs Congress to enter the game! Then the paddle of swat will enter the minds of persons as Owners In Contract . The Game of Baseball is like the Judge Landis said! The Owners are Greedy! Simple! Partners? The Court lost the game! No Umpire! What is Baseball is the day a kid grabbed a mitt and went forward. Does America have a Glove and Toss! Or does the Ump consider the fact that America is Blinded by the Light!?

+1

because its Chili

dude thats way to long for a caption contest lol
Put your hands in the... Air!

Hit Brady like you just don’t… Care!!

Guys, come back. It's time for a yoga break.

Guys?

I'll have a go...

Referee John Parry’s weekend hobby of Olympic high diving sometimes rears it’s head at the most inconvenient times.

Would help if I read the first freaking comment. My bad AMAS85. Great Bengal minds think alike.

Dude, it's when you're behind and I'm "in front" and we give a high five, like this... it's called "The Eiffel Tower"

[DO NOT GOOGLE IF YOU ARE AT WORK]

The Patriots players seemed unimpressed by the full frontal...

but the fans gave a standing ovation

Bills Robo Ref starts to go haywire and karate chop everything in sight.
I hope you guys in Vegas are watching -

I just got two points for the underdog.

Brady just lost an argument that it shouldn't have been a safety cause before he threw the ball he slipped on that banana peel on the field
That flag in the photo

does look like a Mario Kart banana peel

John Parry prepares for his second job of the night

…as one of Madonna’s dancers.

Gotta turn my iTunes on

The title of his article gets that song stuck in my head… I’m getting weird looks from my co-workers…

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